Как я потроллил ЕА

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Praveen kumar:
Thanks for contacting EA Help! My name is Praveen kumar how may I help you?
you:
Hello
Praveen kumar:
How are you Alexander?

you:
i'm fine! and you?
Praveen kumar:
I'm fine too,thank you.
Praveen kumar:
Please tell me your issue in detail so that I can help you in resolving the issue.
you:
okay my friend
you:
I'm very blunt, and I can not understand anything. I can not log in my account
Praveen kumar:
Okay,are you getting any error message while trying to access your account?
you:
Yes!
you:
He tells me that I enter something wrong, but I tried several times to
Praveen kumar:
May I have the account you are trying to access?
you:
ask in another way, I do not understand(
Praveen kumar:
Which account you are trying to login?
you:
okay.If I tell you, you do not steal it?
Praveen kumar:
You need not worry,its secure.
you:
okay. perhaps I can trust you
you:
My login-Danger_Alez
you:
oops
you:
I'm Sorry
you:
Danger_Alex
you:
My password bestalex94
Praveen kumar:
Can I have email linked to Danger_Alez?
Praveen kumar:
You need not have to provide the password.
you:
Danger_Alex
Praveen kumar:
Please provide me the email linked to it.
you:
my dad was doing something I do not understand
Praveen kumar:
Sorry I didn't get you.
you:
okay, i like you Praveen
you:
Please do not leave me
you:
I want you to help me
you:
Have you ever eaten anchovies? very tasty, right?
Praveen kumar:
I haven't eaten anchovies.
you:
try, it's very tasty. My father ate them, but died suddenly
Praveen kumar:
I'm really sorry for that.
you:
do not regret it, he often beat me
you:
Well, you want to help me with my login?
Praveen kumar:
Yes.
you:
Do not leave me, I'm afraid
Praveen kumar:
Please provide me the email linked to Danger_Alex
you:
my dad when he was alive, did something with it, but I do not understand this
Praveen kumar:
The id Danger_Alex is linked to an email having domain @mail.ru,do you have any such email of yours?
you:
must have been, I'll look for it for you
you:
well you have played Battlefield 3?
Praveen kumar:
Sure.
Praveen kumar:
Yes I have played.
you:
like?
Praveen kumar:
Yes I like it.
you:
I found the email, you are what? this? alex.best94@mail.ru
Praveen kumar:
Its not matching with our records.
you:
I'll look for another?
Praveen kumar:
Yes please.
you:
By the way, are you afraid of heights?
Praveen kumar:
No I'm not.
you:
I'm afraid, because my best friend jumped off a 25 storey
you:
and die
you:
:(
you:
okay. I have not found another email, if you will not help me, I'm still gonna love
Praveen kumar:
I'm really sorry as without email we won't be able to help you.
Praveen kumar:
Thank you for contacting EA. Is there anything else I can help you with today?
you:
Praveen kumar
you:
you are bitten by a shark?
Praveen kumar:
No.
Praveen kumar:
If you have any other issue please let me know.
you:
I have a bite! bit off his left foot and the floor member
you:
bye Praveen kumar! I love you! Hello from Russia
you:
Trololo

C комментами типа "" в другую тему плз))

 

улыбнуло =)

 

Ржачно, только немного жаль супорт что им приходится такие бредни слушать

 

xD
"вас кусала акула"
"нет"
"а меня кусала"

 

ага, левую ногу и пол члена откусила

 

Потом удивляемся, и чего же России доступ ограничивают к разным функциям))

 

Хахаах, красава)

 

Троллинг over 999

 

Лол
Скорее тебя затролили

 

Я б уже на месте еа по ип всей росий доступ в лайв чат заблокировал)
По делу наверно к ним 1 з 20 обращается а то все разводилы и троли вот такие

 

Мда, Kumar четкий саппорт, а ты его троллишь, не хорошо...

 

Высший пилотаж тролизма

 

Затроллил хорошего человека